~what i learned in Microeconomics today~

ECONOMIC SYSTEMS

COMMUNISM:
        You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.

SOCIALISM:
        You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

FASCISM:
        You have two cows. The government tales both cows and sells you the milk.

NAZISM:
        You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY:
        You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM:
        You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.

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50 FIRST DATES!!!!! ^_^ <33333333333

 this is the story of how to bake cookies at Alicia's house (in sequence ^ ^)

 
first off, feEd erin! this is a very important step because she WILL try to eat YOU!



now we can start mixing ingredients! this is best done with your hands. unlesss......



you have an electronic mixer!!! use with caution, and lock-up petra! (her habits are dangerous)


 
eat All remaining cookie dough.                              



now, place in oven. mmmm... smells delicious!!                 careful! they're hoT!



don't EveR eat a cookie before me!! unless you have a death wish like melissa!



end the night with a good old fashioned chocolate fight.... and a movie hehe.



"dang it feels good to be a gangsta"   haha The enD <3

wow, i can't believe i'm updating. lol

Alicia, Erin and I went to the high school KEY Club meeting this morning. woke up at 6:30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure if I slept at all haha.
Mr. Mylin left during the begining of the year to join the National Guard?? I didn't even know. Alicia told me last night haha. It was slightly depressing to see what the club's become.

Direct quote from the New Advisor, "Yeah, the club's a train wreck this year. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing."

I really feel for Olivia, she's practically the last piece of string holding the club in place. I wanted to stay and talk to her. I can tell she's weary and becoming bitter with the officer role. If only she had some support from the other officers!

I miss KEY Club! lol! I really took my leadership position for granted. I miss interacting with all the members and trying to motivate them haha.
I miss my KIDSCAPE CHILDREN!!!! haha maybe someday when I'm walking down the street I'll see one of them. Even if they don't recognize me i'll be soO happY. I'd run up, hug them, and then get arrested for being a pedophile
^_^ that'd be awEsomE!!!!!!!!!!

..oO! maybe they'd do a story about it on SVU?!! and ask me to guest staR!!!!!